[译][漫]Cyanide & Happiness #3801

译自：Cyanide & Happiness #3801 - Explosm.net

look! it's brian the bastard!
快看！是布莱恩那个混蛋！

why are you always such a bastard?
你为什么总是这么混蛋？

because i don't want anybody to be sad after i die.
因为我不想有人在我死后伤心。