[译][漫]Cyanide & Happiness #2522

译自：Cyanide & Happiness #2522 - Explosm.net

that candy bar has your name on it!
那根糖棒上有你的名字！

i wish you hadn't named me butterfinger, dad.
爹地，我希望你没给我取名叫笨手笨脚。

i wish you hadn't been born.
我希望你没被生出来。