译自：Cyanide & Happiness #1849 - Explosm.net
well, I got the lab
results back...
嗯，我已经拿到实验结果了。。。
you've got pancreatitis,
hepatits, bone disease,
intestinal parasites,
skin cancer, lung cancer,
hair cancer, ingrown rib,
elbow cancer,
herpes, dysentery,
broken pelvis, internal bleeding,
spanish flu, kung flu,
trench foot,
athlete's foot,
archer's elbow, cholera,
four brain tumors,
seven kidney stones,
sleep apnea, and heart disease.
你得了胰腺炎，肝病，骨病，
肠道寄生虫病，皮肤癌，
肺癌，发癌，肋骨内生长，
肘癌，疱疹，痢疾，
盆骨骨折，内出血，
西班牙流感，功夫流感，
战壕足病，足癣，
射手肘，霍乱，
四脑肿瘤，七肾结石，
睡眠呼吸暂停，心脏病。
and also you're deaf.
还有就是你耳聋。
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