Cyanide & Happiness #2598：狗屎

译自：Cyanide & Happiness #2598 - Explosm.net

eww, your dog... she's eating poop.
呃，你的狗。。。 她在吃屎。

well, you know what they say, "you are what you eat."
人们常说，“你吃啥就是啥。”

so I guess my dog's the shit.
所以，我想我的狗是个屎。

but Dr.Dre says bitches AIN'T shit.
但是，德瑞医生说了，母狗不是屎。

yeah, well, Dr.Dre is a liar.
耶，德瑞医生是个骗子。

Dude's not even a real doctor.
那家伙甚至不是一个真正的医生。