Cyanide & Happiness #4157：夹克

译自：Cyanide & Happiness #4157 - Explosm.net

uh oh... that cute girl is sitting on my jacket.
呃，喔。。。那个可爱的女孩正坐在我的夹克上。

I need my jacket back. should I just walk up to her and tell her?
我要拿回我的夹克。我应该走到她那里然后告诉她吗？

what if she thinks I'm an idiot? what if she hates me? what if - uh oh! she's looking at me! don't screw this up! ok, ok... here goes nothing!
万一她觉得我是个傻瓜呢？ 万一她恨我呢？ 万一——呃，喔！她正在看着我！ 别搞砸了！ 没事，没事。。。没啥大不了的！

being single is really hard.
作为一只单身狗实在是太艰难了。