buttersafe：喵咪的礼物

译自：http://buttersafe.com/2010/08/12/a-gift-from-a-cat/

honey, the cat left another rat carcasss on the porch!
亲爱的，那只猫又把一只老鼠尸体 放在门廊上了！

i konw it's pretty gross and sad for the rat, but when a cat does that, it thinks it's giving a very considerate gift.
我知道看到老鼠尸体是件非常不幸的事情， 但是当一只猫做这个的时候， 它认为它是在送一件非常贴心的礼物。

it's his way of showing that the loves us!
这是它表达它爱我们的方式！

don meowconi, the hendersons are not taking your death threats very seriously.
喵咕婶婶，亨德森并没有非常认真的对待你的死亡威胁。